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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
- Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
- Douglas Adams
"There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed."
- Peter Sellers
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
- Conan the Barbarian on what is good in life.
"You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake!"
- Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian
"Know, O Prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the earth under his sandled feet."
- Robert E. Howard, The Phoenix on the Sword
"The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank."
- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott
"There are four lights!"
- Captain Picard, Chain of Command, Part 2
"Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV - A New Hope
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
- Roy Batty, Blade Runner
Max: "Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow
fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green
slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."
Fritz: "Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay Max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right."
Max: "Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn."
[Accidentally shoots Fritz]
Max: "Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow
fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!"
- Max & Fritz, Wizards
"Never moon a werewolf."
- anonymous member of WCB's college RPG group
"I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!"
- Kurgan, Highlander, the Movie
"Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me
hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ..."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Picture in the House
"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Nameless City
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
We had a record snowfall for the Fall/Winter of 2006/2007. Towards the end, we couldn't help but recreate everyone's favorite Great Old One to guard our driveway. Since the younguns were involved the whole project was hurried through to completion...not too shabby for only taking us about 20 minutes to build. Unfortunately, it snowed again that night and our sanity-inducing 'snowman' was covered in about 3-4 inches of thick wet snow. I attempted a revival the next day, but the wet snow didn't brush off well and since the next few days started showing warmer temperatures it meant the demise of Great Cthulhu. I'm sure he's still out there though, and will make anothe appearance some other winter.
It's a good thing Dreamweaver let me know that there was no error...I'd have been worried otherwise -lol
My work uses Dreamweaver. I prefer to code mostly by hand, since it allows me more control over the readability of the code and WYSIWYG editors usually throw in a lot of extra crap code as well. Dreamweaver is useful for automating some of the tedious stuff though, so I do use it a bit. I got this error message one time at startup (for no apparent reason I could see)...